Conversation – Humor

August 10th, 2021 by Ken

“A dog walks into a bar. . . ”

“What are you doing,” she asked.

“Telling a joke,” he answered.

“What makes you think I want to hear a joke.  I don’t feel very funny right now.”

“Maybe a good joke will make you feel better,” he said.

“Why would I want to tell you a joke when you’re not really open to hearing a joke?” he asked.  “I think you have to want to hear a joke to really appreciate it.”

“OK, I’ll get a better attitude,” she said.  “Go ahead and tell your joke.”

“A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, Do you have any jobs?”  The bartender said, “Why don’t you try the circus.”  The dog says, “How many bartender jobs do they have in the circus.”

“I don’t get it,” she said.  “Why would a dog ask a bartender for a job?”

“Alright, I’m going to change the subject,” he said.  “When I die, I want my headstone to say ‘If life is a joke – – then death is it’s punch line.”

“You didn’t tell me you were sick,” she said.

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