The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming

By Dale Cooper 

Let me get this straight.

According to the CIA and the FBI, the Russians successfully hacked into Democratic National Committee (DNC) cyber files.  According to the FBI the Russians failed to hack into Republican National Committee (RNC)  cyber files.

The Russians may or may not have published said cyber files through a surrogate Julian Assange and his organization Wikileaks.  But, they deny they received the hacked files from the Russians.

According to the CIA, but not the FBI, who demur.  Because only the DNC files were released the Russians, through their actions, obviously wanted Trump to win.

According to the DNC its also obvious that because Trump’s business relationships with Russia and has assertion that we should establish better relations with Russia, they doubly wanted Trump to win.  Consequently Russia’s hacking was a big reasons Hillary lost.  This obviously means Trump’s victory is illegitimate especially considering he lost the California vote by millions, all of which means we really should have a do-over election or not care about whatever he says or does in the Oval Office, or who he appoints to his Cabinet or the Supeeme Court.

And, all this is reported by the liberal media as:   OH MY GOD!  THE SKY IS FALLING.

Isn’t that a bit like saying a thief tries to steal two bikes.  Johnny doesn’t lock his garage door properly so the thief opens it, walks in and rides out.  Next door, however, Jimmy closes and properly locks his garage door.   The thief tries to get in, but can’t.  When the police arrive they investigate and arrest Jimmy because the fact that the thief didn’t steal his bike means he must have been cahoots with the thief.

Maybe the sky is falling after all!