Dialogue 11 – Bucket List

November 11th, 2018 by Ken

“What do you have on your bucket list?” she asked

“What makes you think I even have a bucket list?” he replied.

“You’ve got to have a bucket list,” she said.  “You’re getting to the point in your life where you have to decide what you want to do with the days you have left.  Really, you don’t have a bucket list?”

“Look.  I’ve been everywhere I’ve ever wanted to go and more,” he said.  “I’ve written my book, sang my songs and experienced many of the good things about life.  But, I’ll admit, I do have a bucket list.”

“Well, don’t keep me in suspense any longer.  What’s on your bucket list.”

“I have three things on my bucket list,’ he said.  “The first was to grow a pony tail. I did that.  Then I wanted to learn how to whistle.  I learned enough about whistling to know I’ll never get better than I am now.  That’s it.”

“Wait, you said you have three things.  What’s the third?”

“It’ll be a while before I get it done,” he said.

“What is it?” she asked.

“I want to get a speeding ticket when I’m 90,” he said.

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