God’s off the hook

Droughts in California, forest fires in Colorado, tornadoes and storms in the midwest, and torrents of rain in the Southeast.

What do all of these have in common?   They’re all caused by Global Warming – – Global Climate Change, if you will.

We know that’s true, because some scientists say so.  They say that Global Warming is causing significant changes in our weather patterns.

Sink holes in Florida are caused because the increased warmth is drying up the water which supported the land and just recently we were told that an increase in rat poop is also the result of Global Warming.

No – really.  Higher temperatures in Arizona have caused rats to seek shelter in houses with air conditioning and that of course leads to more rat poop.

I’m not making this stuff up.

Before we were aware of Global Warming I wonder who was responsible for all of the variances in climate around the world.

They were usually chalked up to “Acts of God.”

If lightening hit your house, it was an Act of God.   If floods washed your house off of its foundation  – it was an Act of God.

I think the only person who’s happy that the Earth is undergoing a period of Global Warming is – – God.

We’ve let him off the hook.   Now we’ve found something else to blame.

God doesn’t like being the bad guy.